What the fuck is up with trampolines?

Trampolines cripple and injure countless kids each year. Who the fuck thought that it would be a good idea to take the trampoline, originally intended for use in the FUCKING CIRCUS and manufacture it for home use? What the fuck is is up with this shit? When some baby chokes on a furby and dies, there is an immediate recall, yet when someone gets double bounced by his fat neighbor and does a faceplant on the concrete, nothing happens? Why is it that we go crazy and induce a NATIONAL FUCKING RECALL of tomatoes when a couple hundred people get sick, yet we do nothing when trampolines continue to put kids in FUCKING WHEEL CHAIRS? That's right, I know where the caps lock button is.