What the fuck is up with eye patches? Why is it that every time someone looses an eye and chooses to wear an eye patch, they always end up wearing the cliche black, pirate-esque eye patch? People have been losing eyes for thousands of FUCKING years. Ever since the first BB gun was forged in the fires of Mordor's Mount Doom by Oliver Winchester in 13043 BC, people have been loosing their depth perception in record numbers. With such an extreme FUCKING influx of new eye patch users, don't you think that there would be some type of new development in eye patch fashion? Maybe an eye patch that was, I don't know, maybe a DIFFERENT FUCKING COLOR? How about a camoflouge eye patch? Or a blue eye patch? Doesn't the United States have some of the best creative minds on the planet? Why don't some people put their FUCKING HEADS TOGETHER and maybe roll out the first new eye patch design in 15 thousand FUCKING YEARS?
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wtf man write another one its been 4 days
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