Well, this is my first post. I can only hope that this blog goes on to bring me great fame and fortune, and perhaps even will aid in my being elected the President of Earth someday, but I don't want to get too far ahead of myself. So where to start...
As an unemployed student home from his first year at Providence College for a long summer, naturally I was bored. I decided to drive down to Wal-Mart and walk around aimlessly. I eventually ended up in the vitamins and supplements aisle. After a few moments, I noticed a one month supply of enzyte on the shelf. As you know, enzyte is the popular "male enhancement" pill that frequently appears in commercials. Because the commercials are so intentionally vague as to the pill's affects, I was a little curious. TAKE NOTE LADIES: I SAID I WAS CURIOUS, NOT THAT I NEEDED IT. Fast forward five minutes, I am scanning the item at the self checkout station. The item set off a red flag, meaning that a store employee had to come over and check my ID to make sure I was 18 before I could make the purchase. I didn't have my license with me. Oh Monkeyballs. Keep in mind, there were five people behind me in line, and this was the only item I was buying. So, one of the employees eventually lingers on over and rips my item out of the plastic bag on the checkout station, holds it up, and says loudly and in an incriminating and disaproving tone of voice, "Enzyte huh?" I explained to her that I didn't have my ID. She says, "You can't buy this" and walks away. At this point I could feel myself being judged by every single person behind me. I left as fast as I could.
That is a little taste of what this blog is going to be about.
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3 comments:
That happened to my friend yahov, but they dont id here, cuz there are a lot of jews, and they just frigin hand that shit out.
keep it up timbo funny stuff
I forgot that they used to call me that. Timbo. Those were good times. I had a consistently terrible time the following 3 consecutive years. This was the first blog I ever had, but every time I see that another person has visited it-I remember those times in Providence and the memories still make me sick to my stomach. Even though this blog has been around for years, it never got any views. In the past 30 days the blog received more views than ever before (this is a very very small number of views, but it is getting daily hits now). That brings me to my point, I am going to delete this blog as soon as I can stomach coming back on here to do it.
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